you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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