This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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