Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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