Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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