Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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