friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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