Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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