She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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