I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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