yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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