Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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