Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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