turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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