I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
try to milk me bitch
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