hotel room ftw
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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