I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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