Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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