Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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