You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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