ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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