Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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