lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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