was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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