I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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