Sponge bath it is.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
me + whiskey = a bad person
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
