There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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