just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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