I want to stick my p in your. b.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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