mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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