I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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