Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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