We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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