remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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