Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So vagazzling was a success
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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