Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
