You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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