I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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