That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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