I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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