idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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