..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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