Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
