i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
