i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Someone shattered a urinal.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
