We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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