Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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