Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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