do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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