so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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