That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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